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October 10, 2007 11:49 p.m.
Plato's Resort
Lawson on a day off
Jim Lawson, Man About Town, decided to take a well deserved break from his hectic schedule for a little rest and relaxation. Seen here, Mr. Lawson is enjoying himself at the world famous Plato’s Resort. As usual, his throng of beauties accompanies Lawson just about anywhere he goes. “Don’t you love their little outfits?” asked Lawson to the hordes of paparazzi who were waiting for him at the main door to the resort.
When asked to comment on his bachelorhood Lawson replied, “It’s not really what it’s cracked up to be. Keeping company with a different woman each night, never having time to enjoy the little things in life like mowing the lawn, cleaning the garage, taking out the trash, you know, all of the things that help to keep us grounded.” “I envy all of those men who are married and have to come home to their wives each night, each and every night, every single solitary night, every blessed god-forsaken night”. The world-renowned entrepreneur then wiped a single tear from his eye.
As the paparazzi agreed with Lawson he returned to the executive “Socrates” hot tub with his entourage in-tow.
October 10, 2007 11:49 p.m.
Plato's Resort
Lawson on a day off
When asked to comment on his bachelorhood Lawson replied, “It’s not really what it’s cracked up to be. Keeping company with a different woman each night, never having time to enjoy the little things in life like mowing the lawn, cleaning the garage, taking out the trash, you know, all of the things that help to keep us grounded.” “I envy all of those men who are married and have to come home to their wives each night, each and every night, every single solitary night, every blessed god-forsaken night”. The world-renowned entrepreneur then wiped a single tear from his eye.
As the paparazzi agreed with Lawson he returned to the executive “Socrates” hot tub with his entourage in-tow.
posted by Jim Lawson | 10:08 AM
5 Comments:
Sounds like fun- just don't order the Socrates souvenir drink!
im hoping you will take a break this weekend from ur crazy life style whem im home
You're a NUT!
Boy, that Jim certainly lives "the life".
That kind of life sound terrible! Poor Mr. Lawson, thank you for living that kind of life so we know that we do in fact have it better and the grass isn't grennier on the other side.
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